Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There’s no escape. I’m God’s lonely man.
-I love you too, you idiot. Ever since we met.
-But you… you took my toy!
At home with Harrison Ford, 1978
The only valid reason to time travel is to go back to the 1970’s and bang Harrison Ford. There is no other decent reason. Fuck historical events! No, fuck Harrison Ford.